- Tattoo's are in.
- If your overweight it's hip to wear clothes that are too small.
- Natalie becomes magic when in the park. She walks faster there than she ever could outside of the park.
- Sydney is a daredevil.
- Chris and I get along just like we did 20 years ago.
- Disney does not believe people know how to wash their hands. They have instructions on washing your hands in the bathrooms. Apply soap, put hands under water, rub together, rinse off, dry with towel. I guess they figure your dumb enough to pay the crazy prices they charge your probably dumb enough to not know how to wash your hands.
- Southern Californians suck.
- Hallie doesn't like drops.
- The princess are expensive.
- Alternators are expensive.
- Food in the park is expensive.
- Disneyland is expensive.
- I need a high paying job.
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I personally love the instructions on how to wash my hands. Sometimes I wonder "Am I doing this right?" and then I look down at the drawings and I say "Oh, I forgot the soap!!!!! Thank you Disneyland!!! Where is the tip jar?"
You have to remember Americans are germaphobes...it's just not as important in other countries! Watch out for the Japanese tourists. If your not careful they'll steal your stall that you've been standing in line for an hour to get and then spit on ya! Needless to say NONE of them were washing their hands!(Yes I had a bad experience at Disneyland in the bathrooms!) You know Bryan it's been exactly ten years since I've been to Disneyland. I was starting to forget all the evils of it...yes, enough to want to go again! Thanks for reminding me! I think?!
You forgot, The musical groups at Disneyland are....Da Bomb! i just love eating my 10 dollar cheeseburger jamming to the sounds of the washed-up dreams of wannabe American Idols.
Whoa, all you dis-believers! Shame on you. It is American too pay way too much and eat too much and be willing to walk 2 miles to get a photo of your kid with a over grown stuff toy. And after all that shell shock, we are too stupid to remember to wash our hands PROPERLY!
Personally, I look at the instruction as validation. Yes...you're doing it right! Way to go Lisa! Way. To. Go.
As for prices...I will pay 2.50 for a pickle any day of the week! Those pickles are totally awesome!!!
I love the list it is true. But I still want to go and be a part of it. I can't wait to take my family.
If you are a true American, you will pay for the trip on a credit card you had previously maxed out, but had the foresight to call and request a temporary credit limit increase due to the untimely death of a close loved one. Then when you get there, you don't care about the ocean of Asian tourists coming through the gate or the friendly reminder to wash your hands because you are there on someone elses dime. Then you will elect leaders who run government the same way, borrow more than you could ever pay, so they will feel your pain and "bail you out." That is why Disneyland is as American as Hummus. Can't wait to go. Do you have the number to Visa customer service?
That trip was AWESOME!! Paying it off will be even AWESOMER!!
Seriously though we had a great time with you guys and can't wait to go again next year!...I start my second job next week!
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