What to post about....Obama recreating the Clinton presidency (So much for change). The big 3 automakers about to collapse. Proposition 8, the LDS church and gay activists. I'm having trouble deciding which subject to choose.
And the winner is......

With so many important topics it's a wonder why I'm choosing the new Living XL Holiday catalog as my subject. I don't know why but whenever this catalog comes in the mail I read it right away. Maybe I do it for the same reason I buy my clothes one size too big. I do it as a reminder that there is someone fatter than me out there. Although, It's getting harder to do. It's weird how last years clothes fit perfect now.

First up we have the Talking Scale. This is a heavy duty scale that has a 550lbs capacity. Now, I understand that there is a need for a high capacity scale. But do you really want it yelling out those big of numbers. I mean who feels good when your scale is yelling your weight out for everyone to hear. I wonder if it comes with a talking motivator. I imagine it would say something like " You still weigh five hundred twenty two pounds. That's like three people fatso! Have you even been trying to do anything about this weight?" I would consider purchasing this scale if only to put it into my guest bathroom and wait and see/hear if anyone uses it. Who wouldn't jump on a scale quick if it's just sitting there. $79.95



Next we have the BIG Keyboard. This item is for the person that has such fat fingers that a regular keyboard is impossible to use. Now you know what gift to get the next person that emails you with the subject heading "hjewyu tyhjerreer". It's fat fingers for "hey there". (think about it) Now you can just send them a BIG Keyboard. $199.95


Finally we've got the Bottom Buddy. Not much to say here. It's what you imagine it is. Any description is just too much information. There's one problem though. If you need one of these do you really want to call it your buddy? I wouldn't let my worst enemy let alone my best buddy in the world do what this thing is about to do. $49.95

I get this catalog in the mail called Living XL. It has all sorts of items for large people from clothes to extra strong chairs and beyond. I have no idea how I got on this mailing list. I've never ordered anything from them. I don't know if someone saw me walking down the street and said "I bet that fat guy could use the Living XL catalog!" or if someone in the family thought I got so large that I must need these items. Either way I have actually come enjoy reading from Living XL. So much so that I have taken to visiting their website.

So many of the items at Living XL are the epitome of laziness. And yet I find myself wanting them. But the following item may be the laziest ever. This little gem is a portable female urinal. Don't worry guys they have one for you too. You can carry around your own urine for just $39.95 plus tax and shipping. That's it! What a deal.

The description says "A convenient and discreet solution when facilities are unavailable." Here is my question. Were are you going to be that you can't find a bathroom but you have to be discreet. I mean if there is not a bathroom around just find a bush. Why carry it with you?

The only thing I can think of is if you wanted to use it while traveling and you don't want to stop. But if this is the case I would think you would still have to be in the car alone. Right? I mean who can drive with that going on two feet away from you? And if your alone why not just use adult diapers?

I guess I just don't get it.