The Lazy Blogger

What to post about....Obama recreating the Clinton presidency (So much for change). The big 3 automakers about to collapse. Proposition 8, the LDS church and gay activists. I'm having trouble deciding which subject to choose.
And the winner is......

With so many important topics it's a wonder why I'm choosing the new Living XL Holiday catalog as my subject. I don't know why but whenever this catalog comes in the mail I read it right away. Maybe I do it for the same reason I buy my clothes one size too big. I do it as a reminder that there is someone fatter than me out there. Although, It's getting harder to do. It's weird how last years clothes fit perfect now.

First up we have the Talking Scale. This is a heavy duty scale that has a 550lbs capacity. Now, I understand that there is a need for a high capacity scale. But do you really want it yelling out those big of numbers. I mean who feels good when your scale is yelling your weight out for everyone to hear. I wonder if it comes with a talking motivator. I imagine it would say something like " You still weigh five hundred twenty two pounds. That's like three people fatso! Have you even been trying to do anything about this weight?" I would consider purchasing this scale if only to put it into my guest bathroom and wait and see/hear if anyone uses it. Who wouldn't jump on a scale quick if it's just sitting there. $79.95



Next we have the BIG Keyboard. This item is for the person that has such fat fingers that a regular keyboard is impossible to use. Now you know what gift to get the next person that emails you with the subject heading "hjewyu tyhjerreer". It's fat fingers for "hey there". (think about it) Now you can just send them a BIG Keyboard. $199.95


Finally we've got the Bottom Buddy. Not much to say here. It's what you imagine it is. Any description is just too much information. There's one problem though. If you need one of these do you really want to call it your buddy? I wouldn't let my worst enemy let alone my best buddy in the world do what this thing is about to do. $49.95