I get this catalog in the mail called Living XL. It has all sorts of items for large people from clothes to extra strong chairs and beyond. I have no idea how I got on this mailing list. I've never ordered anything from them. I don't know if someone saw me walking down the street and said "I bet that fat guy could use the Living XL catalog!" or if someone in the family thought I got so large that I must need these items. Either way I have actually come enjoy reading from Living XL. So much so that I have taken to visiting their website.
So many of the items at Living XL are the epitome of laziness. And yet I find myself wanting them. But the following item may be the laziest ever. 
This little gem is a portable female urinal. Don't worry guys they have one for you too. You can carry around your own urine for just $39.95 plus tax and shipping. That's it! What a deal.
The description says "A convenient and discreet solution when facilities are unavailable." Here is my question. Were are you going to be that you can't find a bathroom but you have to be discreet. I mean if there is not a bathroom around just find a bush. Why carry it with you?
The only thing I can think of is if you wanted to use it while traveling and you don't want to stop. But if this is the case I would think you would still have to be in the car alone. Right? I mean who can drive with that going on two feet away from you? And if your alone why not just use adult diapers?
I guess I just don't get it.
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First, I LOVE the new blog background. It's perfect.
Second, I am definitely purchasing a travel urinal. ASAP. Here's why...sometimes when I'm in my room and I'm all cozy and tired...it's just too far to go to the bathroom to relieve myself. Imagine all of the time I would save if I didn't have to walk to go to the bathroom. Thank you Bryan, thank you. You may have saved me at least a minute every day.
I'm so glad Living XL has helped another lazy person!
Bryan, you are such a nut! I love this blog, I laughed for 10 minutes, I can just see you purchesing one of these! LOL
Yeah, great idea but...how many ounces will it hold? I never carry less than 46 ounces of my own urine....Unless I'm playing basketball - then I opt for the "Pee Flask". Fits better in my sock.
Grandma-You can see me purchasing one of these? Just one? You know it's almost Christmas right? Make it more like 35. Check your mail often!!!
Chris-I with you. I sweat more than this thing can hold. When it comes to basketball I prefer to just wear several layers of wool underwear. That way I don't have to take my mind off the game and it helps when I post up.
Oh but the jock chaffing. How do you deal with that Bryan? Perhaps you should switch to all natural cotton. Or fold a pampers into your underware? Velcro the tabs in place and you should be able to play without fear of leakage.
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