Another week and another mediocre talent is voted off the show. I personally have not watched it although I did see Brooke get kicked off and flood the stage. I was seriously worried for her safety. She had to be standing in at least an inch of tear water. Water and electrical items do not mix. That was dangerous for sure. I could just see her electrocuted. She would be black all over, but at least her hair would look the same.
So by now we all know who will be the last 2. It's got to be the David's. Right? I mean it could not possibly be Jason or Syesha in the final. Is
I know one thing; David Cook has the head of Goliath. Have you looked at that thing? "He looks like an orange on a toothpick" "That's a virtual planetoid!"
I don't trust people with big heads. WHEN they find a way to tap the full potential of the human brain people with bigger heads could have the ability to dominate. That's why I never trust a person with a big head. You definitely can't put them in positions of power. Look, this may sound wrong to some of you people, but I'm not just talking about it, I'm applying it in my own life. I have a son, Luke, who has a big head. And believe you, me. I will never teach him to succeed. Not a fighting chance. This is hard for me. He is my son after all but I am aware of the danger and revere the responsibility I have of keeping him from reaching his potential. The doctor says he is currently in the 67th percentile for his age. If for some reason his body catches up with his head I will ease off, but until then....I will do what I must do!
In short don't vote for David Cook. I know I won't!
If I'm not careful!
7 comments:
How dare you tell your readers not to vote for David Cook. He is clearly the winner. Even if stupid America doesn't vote him the winner, we will see how his CD sales compete with David Snoozefest Archuleta!!
Whoa, calm down. I never said who would sell more. I simply said to beware of head size. Besides CD sales has nothing to do with the who the American Idol winner is.
Well what good is winning American Idol if your CD sales tank??
Look, if you really liked David Cook you would actually want him to lose since historically the winner does not always have the best sales.
Bryan,
I think you left out an important detail about Luke. Sure, he has a big head, but it's only because he was short-changed in the leg department. His legs barely touch the floor! He's 2, but he has the legs of a 9 month old! So you see, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away!
Bryan, I too have often had the fear of big heads. I worry that one day they will discover their mighty power and us small headed people will be hosed! However, in case of that happening, I will be voting for David Cook. Why? Because if he ever taps into his big headed power he will know that I voted for him and I will be safe from all future annihilation. Better safe than sorry. You're going down small head!
Hey Schmoe...where's a new blog entry???????
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